You strike through the union jack with a St. Patrick’s cross, nice.

I don’t know much about it anymore, but I remember some shady guys with a giant gold disk. Maybe it was a follow-up of the original.

Edit: Found it, it was the 4th film of the franchise.

It is shipped with a fullsize lifeguard from Baywatch if you need one.

Thank you. It’s my first. 😊

fertilizer
gas
nails
cable
egg timer
pressure cooker
sunglasses
wig

And your partner will be soon on a list too.

Po-

Tay-

Toes

Pulaski?

Just leave my stapler alone this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

Bonus: not only van Damme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kZuTdVeZsg

Just take a sad song and make it better.

It’s strange. It’s for me like All I Want for Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.

The first time it’s played at Christmas time I get in the mood. The following times I want to throw out my radio.

lemmy.ml headquarters?

Way too many emotions and energy for real Olaf.

Me, but it’s a lot of work.

Then don’t forget your tauntaun sleeping bag.

You just use it wrong. You have to insert the cardboard pipe as a sphincter implant until new toilet paper arrives.

Ah, the worlds greatest detectsniff.

the power to smell like dogs

I know how it was meant, but imagine a new X-men hero who has only the ability to smell like a wet dog. That’s some Deadpool level of absurdity.

But what if that’s the fetish?