For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.
I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.
And being cool is her game.
I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.
At least his not wearing a tan suit in this.
The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.
That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.
At least an oz is easily measurable. It’s worse, when they tell You to add a cup of something.
Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It’s just coffee with milk.
And jail time is the value of the art.
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
Yes. And You can say, it’s not Dickface, it’s Dickfacé, damn it!
I always thought, the crust is why they give a dipping sauce with pizza. At least that’s the reason I make garlic sauce when I make pizza.
Sweet mother of blessed acceleration don’t fail me now.
When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I’m out.