Works quite well in person unless the person is literally beyond logic and saving

It’s really hard for people to completely deny close friends with hard evidence in person (usually saying your line results in them asking why and then you can search stuff up on your phone or something), much easier with the distance of social media

Have ducks, can confirm food will make you their favorite

Though for the love of god don’t feed them bread, it’s awful for them

Because basement dwellers are famous for going out to public places and experiencing a common annoyance

I use it for book piracy, myself

Honestly best way ive found

To put TF2 so low when it has Abraham Lincoln as the first pyro is a sin

To put Minecraft above it is a joke of it’s own

Don’t forget not pooping!

Always has been by both the official definition of the word and the more modern internet use of it