Same. “Howdy!” is my standard greeting.

Blomer.

Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.

Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.

Chef Boyardee sells mac and cheese in a can in the US!

I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.

You can’t imagine that half of the world’s population lives on less than $360? You sweet, summer child…

Where’s the love for white Gatorade? My extensive research has proven this the best color to prevent hangovers.

I came in to ask if there were actually people out there getting drunk before finishing a single (what is that, 500ml?) bottle of Soju!?

Tankees. Tankees everywhere.

The day they finally kill old.reddit is the day I give it up completely.

Same here, for sure. I do lemmy on my phone and reddit on my laptop, I’ll just switch to lemmy on both when that day comes.

Yeah, browsing my own curated subs on old.reddit with RES and uBlock Origin is nowhere near as bad as people are making reddit out to be. Don’t get me wrong, reddit IS shit, but my experience isn’t the kind of shit people say it is.

Sure.

Too many letters, I’m sticking with subs.

I didn’t even know there was a different word for subs here. What is it?

It is absolutely terrifying.

I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you’re lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let’s go to bed, Kevin.

Maybe a mandatory year in fast food or retail.

Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.

I have a special hatred for school police officers.