That’s it, the other states have crossed the line, time for CalExit.

On April Fools we should do a bunch of bait and switch posts to make it look like everyone upvoted motivational LinkedIn screenshots.

When people linger in doorways. We’re not hanging out with you because you’re cool; we’re trying to get past you. In or out, you’re wasting the heat/AC!

IPhone users won’t dispute the check

For me:

Upvote = worth your time to read

Downvote = not worth your time

Jupiter

Germany is heading that way again. Maybe we all haven’t learned the real lesson yet.

With just a couple more assassinations, they might be more cooperative!

It absolutely does not sound nice on paper.

NO TRESPASSING

Iff they’re not hierarchical

Do you even hear yourself? You sound just like them. /s

Typical. Both sides think theirs is the only correct answer, and that the other side is just wrong.

If they’re forced to do it then it’s not the same.

You’re damned either way. If you try to fix it, you’ll bonk the cars next to you. Literally unavoidable.

Why would zygotes get dusted at a higher rate than adults?

That bell curve would be extremely narrow. You have so many lil buggies that basically every human survivor would lose ~50% buggies.

You’re right, but we don’t care because wealth has diminishing marginal returns on utility.

👉 !morespecificmemecommunitysuggestions@lemmy.world

It’s also possible that there’s a teapot in orbit around Mars.