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Thanks, Meat Cat!

That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.

My mom is finally cancer free! Also, my best friend of 20 years might move to the city I live in :)

The Shining, then Practical Magic

Holy shit this thread

Meme : weird event happens at restaurant, only context is that man was hiding his actions for whatever reason"

ITT: FUCKING WIVES AMIRITE

Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.

Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life

I fell for it and was momentarily outraged. Goke’s on me.

“You miss every shot you don’t take!” or similar. It’s useless, makes no sense, and is disrespectful to yourself and others.

Which is why I love saying it to pricks at work.

Next - Too Close

I recall my friends and I singing some of these lyrics when we were 11-12 with zero idea that it’s blatantly about a hard dick. The radio channel that played it didn’t come in too well where I lived, so we didn’t know 99% of the song, only the melody.

if you were actually around long enough there were literally polls of what to call Lemmy users. Lemons was actually the top name for a bit, but lemmings won out. So. Try not to be so needlessly mean. It was named Lemmy not just because of the animals called Lemmings, but also Lemmy from motörhead. that’s like two sentences into the Wikipedia page.

Girlfriend:

[X] eats hot chip

[X] lie

WHY DOES HULU KEEP CRASHING

…WHAT

I am embarrassed to say that I like thin crust papa johns, but only if it’s cold…? Although, I’ve only eaten it while hungover, so it’s obviously a crap “pizza” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s 100% true. Same with frozen. Sometimes I just want some air fried digornos, not anything that was made with love shudder

It’s best for everyone that we just accept that they are two different pizza concepts, and should not be ranked between each other.

Audition (1999)… I haven’t watched it in 20 years but holy shit it is definitely in my collection of scary memories

Only fools are positive

Both of you are idiots, I’ve been a caring and empathetic person my entire life!

When I said that to my dog, she just repeated it back at me, but with this mocking, high pitched tone… not gonna lie, my feelings were hurt.