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And you normally put your dick in the external hard drive?

She wants the scared and amazed face? I don’t get it.

I couldn’t give two shits about a fucking icon.

I write simple explanations in english because developers can only write simple instructions in code.

Whoops…yes. But to be fair, my equilibrium sucks too.

Me at 21 vs Me in my late 30s after my equilibrium dies and over 10 years of office/tech sector work without changing my 20-something diet - after changing my diet to rabbit food and adding exercise, yoga, and regular hiking trips and finally managing to lose some of the initial weight gain.

No.

Just use a PC, where “act on thing” can be one of 57 possible letters and/or combinations.

It also helps that she’s a pornstar and can fake an orgasm like nobodies businesa.

At a certain point, the sheer amount of fan housing mass is blocking air flow more than anything else.

Just to add the missing comment about Edge - MS is turning into the Microsoft version of Chrome. They removed Google’s ad bs and replaced it with their own ad and monetization bs.

Boomer humor.

Except, if you refuse to breathe, you won’t die, you’ll just pass out and start breathing again…which kinda kills the tension implied by the meme.

Lol first honest answer of the bunch.

But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker.

Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it’s going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass.

Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that’s generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs.

The ass’ only job is to jettison waste from your body. It’s literally just a shute for poop. It doesn’t clean itself because it doesn’t need to. It’s gross because that’s its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication…

But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma.

I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.

Fresh from a sweaty ghost hunt with a few leaks and sharts from getting scared.

I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.

But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.

I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.

But that also means it’s a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn’t something you do unless you’re in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.

The authors of ass eating memes aren’t taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like “man, I’d like to eat that random person’s ass out of nowhere without any prompting”. And what I’m saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person’s ass is fucking nasty at that moment.

Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I’d love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that’s not what they’re doing.

You need to try better pussy.

I mean, shit is shit, man. I don’t get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.