I’ve been saying for about 15 years now – you’d have to be a masochist to buy HP printers. Why do people keep enabling these shits? You just encourage them to be even worse. Don’t stand for even a little of their bullshit and they will change or die. You make a noose for your own neck.

Neither, though I do watch a bit of Matt Parker on youtube, so it’s a decent guess.

heard that one earlier today …

Even a little button wear would be enough to pick between those three, so in a lot of cases you’d just need to try one of them.