God I hope someone tries to rob this place when I’m home. -every gun owner
God I hope someone tries to rob this place when I’m home. -every gun owner
They want you to feel heard, and then feel personally responsible for the incessant call volume.
SMCF is one of the comfort usernames that I’ve seen around ever since joining Lemmy
Relax! When the time comes you will do just fine
God I wish that were me
S9+ still going strong after over 6 years. I dread the day I will need a “new” phone.
That’s its “serious movie poster” face
Ice cream machine broken
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
“Do as I say, not as I do” - Hypocrites
Not only is 100C is also really hot, it’s the boiling point of water. Now that’s a 100 degrees that really stands for something.
Honey, I’m home
If you’ve got it, flaunt it
I remember being confused as to why everyone loved Chrome suddenly
Because they were still using Explorer before that
It was insane, and pretty enjoyable too
Didn’t expect to be poor-shamed by Taylor Swift this morning, but here we are
I watched you change
It’s like you never wore jeans
Why is the mayo shaped like ramen noodles?
that’s 6am or 2pm for anyone interested
I absolutely agree about 2PM (or AM). But 6 is yellow to the core
Show us your little rain dance, wheat boy!