It was a stupid impulse buy, yes…

Aw, that’s the best part. I love paying with my ridiculous smart watch that I didn’t need.

Most self checkouts use cameras and AI where I am.

Meh, if it drops it drops. I’ll never have the relationship to social media I used to, because I don’t want it anymore. If Lemmy can give me a few posts a day of things I might not normally see, that’s enough for me. It doesn’t need to be the next Reddit or whatever. After quitting Reddit I’m getting back into things I haven’t done in years. I don’t need that again.

(Also why are my question marks getting cut off? I typed 9 of them but only 3 show up.)

That’s Big EV trying to silence you.

Well this is borderline unintelligible, I’ll see myself out I guess. Carry on, people.

Wow that’s very organized of you all.

As an American I can unequivocally state that differing time zones are one thing we do get. It’s a very wide place.

My guess is that it’s a very ironic title. Gotta sneak it past those religious zealots.

Daaaaad…!

Hey we all have our kinks.

I mean, it’s not like you’re pressure washing it. If it’s splashing that much you’re using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I’m on safe ground in stating that it’s still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.

Look at my clean ass. Look at it before it destroys you!

The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You’re not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.

I got a bidet a couple years ago and forget sometimes that people still “clean” themselves with dry paper.

Boyception.

Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.

As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I’ve ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.

Agreed. I miss merry-go-rounds personally…

Sure. We will have to be willing to pay the price as a society, and that’s a hard sell for people who don’t choose to do those things. Probably worth reiterating that we actually do restrict people from swimming in certain places. Why? Because it’s too dangerous and also puts rescuers at risk. You might say, “well just let them drown”, but that seems rather callous in my opinion. I suppose the boring answer like usual is finding a middle ground where most interested parties are unhappy with the compromise.