Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

The memes are getting skibidier by the day.

📈 https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DOGE-USD/

Unless you’re a member of the big club, I’ve got bad news for you[1][2].

Ironically, trains don’t run on time, despite their fame.

You understand that that was about fascist Italy, right? And the reality is that they did not run on time.

FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the Straight moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Gays’ great stumbling block in their stride toward freedom is not the Super Straight or the Super Happy Fun American, but the Straight moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: “I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action”; who paternalistically believes they can set the timetable for another person’s freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Gay to wait for a “more convenient season.” Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.

— Martin Luther Queen Jr., probably

The fact that I now know is the very reason why I no longer start.

Don’t tell those other suckers, though, or else nothing will ever get started.

I don’t see why I can’t also be proudly straight

Do you hear yourself? “I don’t see why I can’t also be proudly white.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_pride

The only reason “gay pride” exists in the first place is in reaction to oppression. The straights have in no way been suppressed, and “straight pride” is nothing but a backlash to gay liberation.

$ echo 'main;' > main.c && gcc main.c 2>/dev/null && ./a.out
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
$ 

• Cargo cult programming
• Five whys
• Are Your Lights On?: How to Figure Out What the Problem Really Is

That’s at least partially true, perhaps even predominantly, but there’s also the desire to have very lean distributions for containterization, and GNU is comparatively “bloated,” for lack of a better term.

Stallman, begging to be defenestrated.

All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

That’s not even true, because they don’t all have a GNU userland.

It’s bigger than it looks: our data is spread across 64,000 worksheets.

When I make espresso at home with a La Marzocco GS3 I’m cool, but when I partake from a Costco tub of caffeine pills, somehow I’m the freak.

Our “big data” is ActiveSheet.Rows.Count big.

I had accidentally replied to the wrong person and then immediately deleted it, but it looks like the deletion request never got processed by midwest.social.

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Hate speech towards American citizens

This one takes the cake 😂 Won’t somebody please think of the imperial hegemon!

You might think so, but today’s NASDAQ & NYSE seem to imply that Trump is the better choice for empire 📈