Not Jesus? That ain’t my lord and savior! Round this one up bois

It means all of those if you rely on google for those.

Never have a central point of failure, and have backups.

Bah, my fault for believing what I read on the internet. There was no strike.

Who would do that? Go in the internet and tell lies?

What’s the opposite of a shitpost? ‘Cause this is it.

I’ll be honest, while YMD is best, I’ll take anything that isn’t MDY.

Personally none in the Olympics, but I have the same amount of Tour de France’s as Lance Armstrong (and one more ball)