Ubisoft also published the best game of the year, Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown. Best metroidvania game I’ve played in a long time.

Free Space really should be “Where do you get your protein?”

I do, genuinely, know a girl who goes by Zabes.

It’s a little smaller scale, but… I’ve been a mid-westerner my whole life. I stopped calling soda “pop” around 10 years ago. It just doesn’t sound right to me anymore.