I don’t want to get to work.

That too.

Veggies supposedly make cum taste better.

This is Sesame Street slander.

Hey! Who’s out there bullying my boy Elmo?!

Co op was a lot of fun in 3, sad to see it dissappear in the 4th.

1 is great, loved it.
2 kind of sucked, bad story and collecting treasures wasn’t fun.
3 was great, but felt too short. 1 was also short, but it wasn’t too short.
4 is great, so much content and all of it is fun.

You’re describing Louis Leterriers The Incredible Hulk, not Ang Lee’s Hulk.