cinabongo

Time to start telling everyone you’re better than them

Went camping but when I got to the site, I thought I’d lost a part I needed to set up the tent so I booked a (expensive) last minute hotel. I noticed I had the piece almost as soon as I hung up. But I couldn’t cancel as no one was picking up when I called and their policy only allowed cancellations until midday.

I too, have a gooning problem

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

Similarly, if a Dutch person ever asks you to “kiss my moist cunt” or (kies mijn mooiste kant), don’t take offence.

What’s gaya genda?

That’s me haha fml

Scooby doo would lose it if he saw those pants 🐕👅

Solid food should not be served on a cup

First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.

Thanks. I tried that but quickly realised I had no clue what I was doing and she seemed uncomfortable telling me. I’ll do more if I get lucky again.