Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

The thing about Ashlu Babbitt is that nothing of value was lost

hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

Save animals and switch to orphan-meat

Marrying the first person you ever fuck and breeding uncontrollably only to become deeply miserable and unfulfilled in your locked down life is very human and not at all a good idea. Every success story of first love is a random aberration that fuels the myth that this should be the status quo.

Most people are a lot sluttier than that

Op washed his balls with that spaghetti

I just keep feeding them mustard

It’s like it’s trying to mirror Reddit except without users or comments

fuckin’ birbs ain’t real

My protege

Another rent free day in paradise

This is not even worthy as self-aware ironic cringe

This meme just proves that God truly hates us.

Ever drink the milk straight from the pickle?

omg I fu*king LOVE microplastics so goddam much it hurts

On the other hand you can solidly grope all the bums because you have such a firm grip on the pole.

That’s my jam

Chugging it like a big foamy smoothie

Enough of the comments are in English to make the context of the meme tantalizingly close

oh no! I cannot German