They don’t need it but they’re worth it.

Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.

In the USA and (most, if not all of) Canada, calling 211 should connect you with a call center which can give information on food benefits, utility assistance and other resources available in your area. Eligibility and the amount of assistance (whether in the form of direct payments, food items or a payment card that only works for food) will vary based on your location, income, etc. but it may help offset those increased costs.

There’s no shame in it despite what the red-hat golden bootstraps crowd will tell you. Times are tough right now for a lot of people and that’s what these programs are for.

Back to the regularly scheduled shitposting though.

I hope he’s able to make the trip and the experience inspires him to follow in his idol’s goose-steps. Just that last bit though, make it a speedrun.

At least he performed one single heroic act in those final moments: he killed Adolf Hitler.

India and places like that could have benefitted from a one child policy.

Those “benefits” come at the cost of a whole lot of dead baby girls though. Does that sound like a good trade to you?

A more challenging route does lower the odds of encountering other people though which is a plus. Nice to have the solitude even if that means extra effort.

It was seedless when he got it. Not anymore.

So just call up and ask for roadside assistance plans but get it animal style. Makes sense.

They call it the “Dr. Zoidbird”.

If someone pays off the cook for a little “alone time” with the nonstick stuff, does that make them a Teflon John?

I’m more interested in the backstory of Bigfoot learning to change tires. Is this a regular occurrence? If so, do they usually wait for people to look away and zip through like a NASCAR pit crew or is there some communication involved? “Hey man, don’t freak out but I’m a Bigfoot. Looks like car trouble, can I help?” or something along those lines. The former would explain the usual blurry appearance in photos but I like the idea that buddy Bigfoot is roaming the woods doing some casual roadside assistance and asking motorists to please be discreet once they’re back on their way.

Either way, I’d probably keep quiet. Can’t outrun or out-fight them in the first case if they didn’t appreciate my disclosure. If it was the latter option, it’d be a real dick move to spill the beans after accepting a favor like that.

Might catch him sneaking a peek into the kitchen for their stovetop metal cookware though, he’s pansexual.

It’s a mistake by the printers, that was supposed to be the cover story of “WALK ENDER” magazine.

Don’t forget the Chicken Frying Steak fiasco. Things are getting weird out here.

Hope your finger has healed up well from that unfortunate stabbing incident, just did something similar with my middle finger and a utility knife. Tried snapping off the top segment so I could use the next blade but it slipped and, not being in the kitchen, I wasn’t thinking about its knife-like attributes so the grab impulse made a mess of things. To make it even dumber, I’d been gripping the used blade with some pliers with the idea that it’d be safer but if I’d done it the usual way (which I think of as somewhat dangerous), I probably would have been paying more attention and might not have dropped it in the first place.

Good news is that the next blade is definitely sharp, bad news is that now it has a taste for flesh. Oh well, at least my tetanus is up to date and it’s not a poop knife like in that one story from the old place.

One can be protected from big copro too by not being a piece of shit.

reign in

This is beside the point but it’s “rein in” (as in using reins, the straps attached to a mouthpiece and head harness intended to guide a horse).