Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Ninja scroll. Did you know cartoons can get raped??? I didn’t…

Right? We both now he views women as objects.

IKR? She she wouldn’t look at the bill. “I sense a disturbance in the force…”

Phone. Like why? He have the letter F…

I was wondering how Cuba and China made it so high. I know the Chinese lie about everything.

I didn’t wanna be fat in university so I started BJJ. Then I didn’t wanna be weak in BJJ so I started lifting weights. Then I wanted to make weight so I started eating better.

Kind of a slippery slope to health 🤷‍♂️.

All im hearing is management.

I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”

I like everything except that last part. DO MAINTENANCE ON YOUR RELATIONSHIPS PEOPLE. Not enough people maintain relationships

It’s called colored tax. I have 15 going over 10 km tickets. They’re bulshit charges that are brought up when “they feel like it”.

Viva la vida

I can’t be left. I can’t be right. Mods power tripping and I don’t like walking on egg shells when I’m talking.