Your mom.

Wait, that doesn’t make any sense.

Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it’s fine after all.

Wait, that’s actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.

In that case, I’ll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.

Not again.

*Autounfall

*Kochpunkterhitzungstemperaturschreibgeilindiekommentarewenndudasverstehstbohnenerfrischungsgetränktasseninhalt

Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly “conservative” party), your parents may have been right.

Every. Single. Time.

Looking at the TP with my functional eyes? I am skeptical.

The question wasn’t “what came first - the chicken or the chicken egg?” The first chicken hatched from AN egg. Question answered.

Cars are useful. Cars protect children in many situations. Cars are among the things that majorly contribute to even having a food supply. Cars freedom patriotism eagles liberty-gasm!

Yet it is still possible to have cars serve those functions without giving in to the lobbies that wish to make it mandatory to get paid for shoving a car down the throat of every loony who wants one to hurt others with. Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.

Mention the concept of a daily stand-up pledge of allegiance in schools in any other democracy and get laughed at.

Well, actually, a skull can exist, can lie on the floor, can decay, so it CAN do something after all.

A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!

Bit of a shock for me. Wish they’d announced that they were about to announce that the announcement was about to happen.

But how are the corporations then supposed to keep ripping off their wage slaves by making them afraid to ask for more or organise out of some drummed up moral concern? Huh? Didn’t consider that, did ya? Won’t somebody think of the poor, poor corporations?

Absolutely catastrophic mismanagement.

Hard disagree. When the vultures gut and eat the racehorse they just bought, they’re perfectly happy with the outcome.

How make proper fire with stone?

Brothers in Arms the Expanse

sound like a really cool show.

Third Half-Life 3 DLC likely to launch before GTA6 too.

What’s not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?