sorry for the unintentional misdirect!

Brooklyn, baby!

I was responding to the weather thing, not calling out my location, lol ツ

fwiw, it’s been unusually rainy here lately

hello Northwest

no, that’s just a golf resort in South Florida and one hotel room in Moscow.

so, it’s New Yorkers that say this, and places New Yorkers go when we retire or can’t afford to live in NYC anymore.

lol

I haven’t experienced it being slow. that might depend on the client you’re using. fortunately, there are a few to choose from.

it’s… different and takes some getting used to. it also depends on which client you choose to use.

get started here by choosing a matrix client: https://matrix.org/ecosystem/clients/

too hard?? lmao

Matrix is a federated alternative to Discord that is both open source and highly concerned with user privacy. It’s also very popular here on Lemmy, and a lot of communities here use it. 

a fun story ;)

feels like something you’d see in r/hailhortler

“…and while riding my bike, my 4-car and 1 helicopter security escort and 10 press vans followed me."

enjoy my melon babies fam

yet it doesn’t explain how to get the helmet onto the turtle…

best answer

oh, no shame, I promise! I may have been a bit sarcastic, but I was honestly just curious!

for me, all that detail takes me out of the fantasy

ok… for me, “more real” isn’t always better.

I guess it’s a matter of personal taste ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

why? do you need to see the individual sperm in the cum? do you want to be able to count the pubic hairs? why on earth would someone want that level of detail in porn?

I don’t get it

edit: sorry, I didn’t mean for this to come off as rude as it did!