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Just the once though. Then balance/expand the SCOTUS. Give the Republicans a few to make it fair. Vote to overturn, and forget it ever happened. Logical people can’t get that upset that the only thing he did with his new king powers is do what it takes to save democracy

Just throw the six that voted for immunity in prison for treason. A fate worse than death

If android just turn off auto-rotate in drop down menu

It’s not an excuse. Groups and races of people that have been through that sort of thing carry an emotional trauma and pain through generations. Same as black people. Same as even women do. There have been many studies on it, and is grounded in science. Nowhere did I fucking state that what they are doing or have been doing to the Palestine people for the past 80 years is acceptable! I’m saying that it should be looked at more along the lines of a mental illness, and treated as such. Kiss my ass

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Yes, every native English speaking Walmart shopper are perfectly fluent, masters of the linguistic arts. They are known throughout the Americas to be amongst the classiest and highest esteemed group of shoppers known to man. Even the ones known to procreate with their sisters are likely to have a degree. Likely, a masters. These are stats and known facts of the highly esteemed shoppers of Walmart

Found the bunker

Thank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I’m still alive in 8 days

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Everyone wants a log You’re gonna love it, log

Try some strings of popcorn garland and ornaments

What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack, And fits on your back? It’s log, log, log

Wife must have taken a liking to the horse d

Idk. Would add anxiety to wiping. Like, I don’t wanna miss and smear any butter outside the bread

U dun fuk’d up

People need the visualization

I remember the commercials “Piracy is not a victimless crime” pissed me off so hard, and drove me to download much more than I otherwise would have

Balling out while free balling leads to teabagging dead Granny

My mother used to recycle her douche bottles, throw it in with the regular dishes, and make her own. Guess who always had to wash the dishes…