The Galveston Coffee Shootout.

“Yep, it’s broken.”

“You can never go back. YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!”

95, to be precise. Only two years older than William Shatner.

Little too late for that…

The letters correspond to the physical connector. The rectangle one everyone knows is A, B is the square connector usually used with printers and other accessories. C is a small, oval connector, and the first one that can be plugged in “upside down” because it’s symmetrical.

C is now common on phones and tablets and other smaller devices. If the connector is ovalish but even smaller and weirdly shaped, that’s one of the mini/micro USB variants and you need to find the right cable to match.

(If you have a USB C cable and i won’t fit into the oval connector because it’s too big, that’s Lightning made by Apple before C existed and is only found on their devices. You have to get a cable with Lightning on at least one end.)

Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”

Shark: “Hai~ <3”

“What a tweest!”

I think he would have appreciated this, after someone explained to him what memes are.

Works in Voyager.

Kid: “Then I won’t do the ceremony because I never wanted a dick in the first place.”

Mormons: “No! That’s not how you play the game!”

It’s Halloween, so the ghost of Bob Barker wants to remind you to control the pet population.

Miniature poodle that lives next door.

He codes real-time potato growing into the game.

I’m Irish, I hereby condone this joke. You are free to go, sir.

She’ll be a-door-able.

• Established Moscow as an international hub for commerce and industry
• Waged economical war with China to be the largest economy in Asia
• Buried the hatchet with Japan over the northern islands
• Created a direct competitor for BRICS (BICS) and tried to tie his own Asian coalition with the European Union.
• Rebooted the Russian space program to compete with NASA/SpaceX

Watching For All Mankind makes me feel bad for present-day Russians because even those Soviet Russians have it better.