I’ve decided I hate the domestic violence one. One I heard a while back is “a monkey’s wedding” and that has a much better mental image.

Imagine trying to read 5 different books at once while simultaniously writing 30 books at once.

The quantum computers are looking pretty cool imho

Yummy. It inflicts 20 points of psychic damage every time I hear it used unironically whithin earshot. Other than that, no particular reason.