We did it, Lemmy! Child pornography is no more!

(Someone could just not mark it as nsfw)

You are just your dad’s pet cum

😏

UNLIMITED FINGERING

Uber was actually founded to stop people from accidentally becoming nazis

Therapist

The rapist

One small space to go from wholesome to [excuse me what the fuck]

Just treat your pets like children so you can abuse them!

/s

Lmao. I remember once freaking out when I was trying to sleep because I saw a “monster” in the closet. It’s just damn clothes. 😠 Can’t believe I got afraid of clothes.

It’s an admin post talking about why some images are broken

Didn’t you know that children = pets?

I mean, if humanity weren’t so obsessed with protecting these annoying crying pieces of shit, we’d be extinct.

Lol, sarcasm-ception. See this is why we need sarcasm indicators, since it’s hard to detect sarcasm. Especially when my brain is still kinda fucked up by withdrawl from antidepressants.

That’s random capitalization which is used to indicate sarcasm when /s tag is not suitable.

For posts like these, you kinda have to actually indicate sarcasm otherwise people will misinterpret it as unironic, since some people do actually say it unironically.

Edit: Not mine btw, I found it in c/LemmyShitposts

You do understand what sarcasm is… right?

The quote is mocking those who unironically say it.

Don’t tell him about the water supply. It’s filled with chemicals known as Dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of the people who comes into contact with it eventually dies. This must stop! Ban Dihydrogen monoxide!

Easy, just be born in a wealthy land-owning family … oh yea… about that…, why don’t you try for a better spawn next time around, eh? 😔

It’s either antidepressants, alcohol, or not-so-legal drugs. 😥

We are all slaves one way or another.