Your mom’s fist isn’t on the list… So, none of the above.

My buddy quit his job at the BMW dealership the other day without giving any indication.

So you don’t drive a car is what you’re saying.

Make it easier to join.

How did they find out who you voted for?

Dude has probably landed more women than the majority of Lemmy users combined.

What a stupid fucking post. I’m grateful every day I don’t have a runny nose or sore throat as I know how completely miserable I am when I do have either of those.

Dweeb lords stuck in prior years.

Pew pew pew

My feet started sweating just looking at the photo.

Here I read it as, “Aqua Beef”.

No, it’s not. This was a very tactical way of striking an enemy that hides behind women and children.

I know it gets lots of hate, but it’s a visually stunning movie.

Prometheus. Such a great movie!

This morning, baseball cap.

Math is going to perpetually be the downfall of most morons wanting to computer science.

I’m 5’ 16".

No fucking mini jack for headphones.

Stay completely off all social media, including Lemmy.

Costco. And if they suck, never a question returning.