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Heheheheh. Turdle.
Heheheheh. Turdle.
Add tubgirl, 3 guys 1 hammer, kids in a sandbox, Mr hands, blue waffle and a whole lotta other stuff that shouldn’t have been as unfiltered and uncategorized as it was at the time.
Sequel to freelancer.
Happened to me a few months ago with an old utility machine I have. I wasn’t as smart.
The crunch really leaves an impression for a long time too
Spinach puffs. 20 minutes in the oven for a quick and dirty not unhealthy meal. It’s delicious. It’s filling. It’s relatively cheap…. And for some reason I only make it once a month despite having some laying around in my freezer pretty much at all times.
Republic of Biscay
Coupled with laying off a few thousand employees
Think waterfall. But like. No design and no testing.
Not contracting, just another small shop that offers “complete” solutions from a to z kinda situation.
The only competent person in that org would be, oddly enough, the ceo. Everybody else just feel like they show up to be marked present on an attendance sheet in terms of being useful.
The programming team that is working hard on your project is just one dude and he smells funny. The programming team you’ve met in your introductory meeting are just the two unpaid interns that will be fired or will quit within the next two months and don’t know what’s happening. We don’t do agile despite advertising it. Also your project being a priority means it’ll be slapped together from start to finish 24 hours prior to the deadline. Oh and there will be extra charges to fix anything that doesn’t work as it should.
Apple slices and tea biscuits