“I’d like to take a bite of THAT cheesecake” - Sir Mousealot

H for Herbert.

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I’d ride me so hard

If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I… never turned down a stranger for that matter.

• Cassandra Peterson as Elvira

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap

• Dolly Parton as herself

Granted, those aren’t that representative of them, but they’re still both great lines 😁

Spoken like someone in their 30s at most lol

Fallout New Vegas.

Any specific stretches you can recommend?

My knees have been weak compared to the surrounding muscles all my life, and now that I’m in my 40s and overweight, that’s really taking its toll lol

Assuming that there’s a deeper meaning to a shitpost might mean that you’re a bore.

Why are you overanalyzing this? Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Maybe you’re right and the truth is in the middle

The rectangles sure are. They have an untrustworthy look to them, though…

This October to save me from Wham I’m opening a can of whoop ass.

In fact, their sales are probably dropping BECAUSE they’re firing all of the people doing the selling and other work that facilitates selling.

Corporations reacting to a subpar quarter with mass layoffs is like a marathon runner reacting to a bad third mile by intentionally spraining their ankle.

🎵 Repark my Firebird! Considerate parking is my only desire bird! 🎵

We should really boycott the time store for its shoddy business practices…

My friend has that shirt in black! He leaves it at home when he visits the US though, for some reason 🤷

So you’re one of those “art is just a hobby for the indolent” idiots?

I love that he marked it (ASMR) 😄

Do you know what a false equivalence is? If not, just reread your own comment for a fucking perfect example.

I’m not wasting any more time and effort trying to explain the blindingly obvious to your willfully obtuse ass. Have the day you deserve.

Yeah, nothing is more bougie than independent artists, most of whom are struggling to make ends meet even WITH a day job… 🙄