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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I… never turned down a stranger for that matter.

    • Cassandra Peterson as Elvira

    It costs a lot of money to look this cheap

    • Dolly Parton as herself

    Granted, those aren’t that representative of them, but they’re still both great lines 😁








  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlHo Ho Horseshit
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    9 days ago

    In fact, their sales are probably dropping BECAUSE they’re firing all of the people doing the selling and other work that facilitates selling.

    Corporations reacting to a subpar quarter with mass layoffs is like a marathon runner reacting to a bad third mile by intentionally spraining their ankle.