Plus the two overlaping photos on the wall.

Autobots roll out!

I chuckled at the Eel with the “TUMOR” line but I have a dark sense of humor. A couple others made me smile.

When my Mom was in hospice, they strung balloons and a banner on her birthday. She passed two days later. I was cathartic, but I sung happy birthday to her. Sometimes the absurdity can be a comfort when you’re vulnerable.

Humanity has a true fascination with phallic symbols.

The Washington Monument, tribal fertility statues, ancient cultures, billionaire spacecraft, and modern art. Long understood to represent power and virility.

In that context, as horses are endowed with such a phallus as large as your arm, one could be forgiven for the fascination.

Fascination does not equate with action however.

I have an autistic fascination with trains, which also represent power. That doesn’t mean that I want to fornicate with one. I mean, how would you even approach a train for that? I am tempted to google train rule34, but I must remain pure!

Idk if I miss him yelling “Michael!” for 45 minutes…

To be fair. Cats are adorable.

That ponytail is long gone and he lost a lot of weight.

He doesn’t debate anymore. His position is that he’s right about everything and if you disagree with him you are wrong. He doesn’t want people to defend him and people should make their own opinions and not base it off of bread tube drama.

People have bad takes. Fighting with other leftists over details derails the entire movement.

This.

That content is not my cup of tea, but at least it’s not real kids. Even if the “characters” are 18 to 1000 years old…

How does one lose respect they don’t have?

Insecurity is exactly where you need to be!

Oh don’t be silly!

Okay good. I won’t set up the GoFundMe for your therapy!

We watched that when it came out on VHS I think. Definitely not a movie for a pair of 8/9 year olds.

Though the only saving grace is that we were too young to understand what was going on.

I was probably 11 or 12 when we got it on VHS. My sister was 9 or 10. We were huge Swarzenegger fans and were used to him being the good guy. Twins and Kindergarten Cop were rewatched multiple times. T2 was our first R rated movie. We didn’t watch Terminator prior, though my parents did as it had been on TV (broadcast tv, censored) and they were eager to see it too.

Anyway, after it finished, I chased my sister around the house pointing my finger at her which freaked her out and got me yelled at. Fun times

She also played John Connor’s foster Mom in Terminator 2. Blade arm right through his foster Dad and the milk carton!

I saw it when I was in college. Not sure if I knew what breasts were for in second grade. I either feel jealous or sorry for you.

I am not sure which.

Catholic High School Girls in Trouble!

It was made by the folks behind Airplane and Hot Shots. The humor is very much unrefined though. It might be worth a rewatch now that you’re older.

Kind of like watching Shrek as an adult, you get the second set of jokes.

That color… How pale he was. Mom used to buy frozen burritos at the time. I felt uncomfortable eating them for months…

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