“And what games you can buy will be bundled with Ice Climbers. Always with Ice Climbers.”
“And what games you can buy will be bundled with Ice Climbers. Always with Ice Climbers.”
Apparently that article was “just satire bro don’t take it seriously bro” failed satire.
It’s all Steiner’s and Fegelein’s faults!
“Communism doesn’t work,” says the enlightened centrists that conjure up an ephemeral version of capitalism that, like some exotic atom far down on the periodic table of elements, becomes “cronyism” almost instantly after it begins to exist.
Lothrop Stoddard
Ok i get that name generators are popular but at least get a good one.
Hey, hey. Every master of the Force needs a foil to maintain the balance.
broke and evil
Where do I even start with that kind of ghoulish bootlickery?
But who will innovate fantastical escape plans to already-dead planets if there were no more billionaires?
Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.
Most memorable performance, easily.
The hopes, dreams, and aspirations of generations of creative people getting exploited, overworked, and underpaid because they were willing to put up with that all to chase those hopes, dreams, and aspirations, all eventually got crushed in the corpo mill, only to be replaced by the hopes, dreams, and aspirations of the next successive wave of creative people, was always working as intended.
That’s too close to a “it’s just human nature” asspull too often used to justify capitalistic skullduggery.
Updated for the 21st century: a status quo enforcer with police and presidential loyalty ties that really likes neon and having sex with people that like neon while maintaining the status quo in a way that makes them a Legend of Night City™.
sir, another sale has hit the Wal-Mart
A potential campaign without yet more tiresome “original IP do not steal” underdark/illithid rehashes!
That shit was old and boring to me since the 90s!
He’s such a bland bleakly boring person that he’d only show an improvement in character if he had a beanie hat.
“I am lobbying to change the legal definition of lemonade so no lemons are required.”
They’re so amazingly dogmatic, too. There’s this subtext belief that Nintendo’s business decisions are somehow profoundly and uniquely wise, such as the claim that there can’t be a new F-Zero game because “there’s no conceivable way to make it different each time, which is a Nintendo™® mandate” as if it wouldn’t be enough to add weapons to the vehicles, customization/performance modifications, power allocation, outright flying or even space segments, or even out-of-the-car gameplay.
Nope. Just the “make it different each time” of the Zelda plot rehashes forever and ever.
Or, make it “different each time” by making it janky in a way most people don’t like, like Star Fox Zero which was also a plot rehash, and then shelve the franchise because people didn’t like it. Nintendo is that infallible!