These people will do anything but exercise

Turns 360 degrees and walks away

“Is weird to have preferences”

That’s what you’re really saying.

I do not give a single fuck about what you choose to do to your body.

But I’m also allowed personal opinions about it.

My personal opinion is that I find them extremely off-putting to a frustrating degree. Also those frustrations are not aimed at the girls getting these piercings but more towards 1) Why do they bother me so much? And 2) Why are they so popular?

Y’all can judge me all you want though it’s a little ironic when I already said I have no hate to people who get piercings. Fuck I’ve got tattoos all over. Piercings just aren’t my thing. Some I can ignore and others I can’t.

They don’t taste any different but I still don’t like them.

Same with the septum rings.

No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.

Do those not have exoskeletons??

I mean if it’s moist I’m doing something right. Right?

Is it sad that I want certain people to recognize me but not everyone?

I did this by hand on my phone in about 5 minutes I’m surprised it looks as good as it does.

Laughs in spoons

“Pathetic”

I feel like I know what you’re referencing but I can’t figure it out.

By that logic they should be fourks

I got socked trying to break up a 5 man brawl at a steak n shake.

Pulled a guy off another guy and he turned around and punched me in the eye. That was right before someone threw a chair through one of the windows.

Everyone just kinda stopped after that and the dude that punched me apologized.

That was kind of the end of the whole ordeal as everyone just kinda left real quick.

I was reading porn on my grandma’s laptop cause I was bored at a holiday get together.

Laptop battery died but I’m old so I’m not used to laptops saving your data when powered off.

I plugged the laptop in and went about my day. 20 minutes later all I hear is “what are you doing looking at this kind of smut?”

Luckily I was halfway out the front door to go smoke when I heard it so I was able to play it off like I didn’t.

Grandma doesn’t hug me the same…

Damn Zetsu didn’t know you hated yourself that much

Me when my mother tried to make me eat my vegetables.

I’ve always had an uncanny ability to predict future events.

I’m not saying I’ve got special powers and can see into the future I’m just really good at noticing patterns and gaining conclusions from those patterns.

And humans are very predictable.

It’s even worse than people act like it is.

Hearing loss is progressive. You won’t even notice it at first. You’ll just be sitting around one day and suddenly you’re half deaf in one ear and have roaring tinnitus in the other.

And it doesn’t even take overly loud sounds to cause irreparable damage. A typical motorcycle engine is loud enough. Music turned up slightly too loud. Hell simply clapping your hands can do it.

Our ears are just as shittily built as our knees.

“Everything happened exactly like you thought it would. Just like always…”

You made me remember this exists so now everyone else has to suffer.