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10 days agoWhy couldn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too far out, man.
Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too far out, man.
This reminds me of the guy that shot up that supermarket in Buffalo and live-streamed it that had yiff pulled up on his phone at the beginning.
What the fuck.
Oh yeah, I 'member. I opened mine super excitedly and was immediately disappointed that it “didn’t work”. I couldn’t find any way to activate it. It then clicked that it was a regular ball the whole time and the people in the commercials were just skilled.
Absolute Chad.
Slender Man needs clothes too.
It’s starting to sound like a boxing intro
Cage is such an amazing band live, the show I went to had a truly memorable energy. Absolutely wonderful.
I really wanted to like Wonderlands, but the intended demographic is apparently younger than me. The drop from M to T seems to have cut the writing down to kindergarten level.