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Martin Freeman
Feels like a super power when you’re scuba diving and you see all the other divers holding their noses!
I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.
I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.
I love a simple Shepherd’s pie, but once I had Shepherd’s pie at Heston Blumenthal’s restaurant/pub thing, and fuck me blind, it was the absolute tits.
Skate 2. So many bangers.
Now I understand why youtuber AvE says “keep your dick in a vice” thank you so much.
My father said the same thing, often. I say the same now. The reality is more complicated, horribly so.
Alzheimer’s/dementia in general. I’m not dealing with it.
Watching my father slowly disappear has made me hyper aware of the temporary nature of my own consciousness.
I broke my toe by dropping a medical kit tin on it.
Channel name is Geowizard. Such a great guy.
A girl sidled up to me at college when I was About 18 and just said “you have beautiful veins”