If you’re browsing Lemmy, on your phone, in work then really you should be curating your feed a bit better.

Oh boy…

I sure hope so.

Offensive language.

Needs this to be in the middle.

Man, fuck that site. Won’t allow you to decline cookies.

It’s all very well people going on about accordion man’s impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you’d soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.

A site-blocking law would let copyright owners “request, in court, that Internet service providers block access to websites dedicated to sharing illegal, stolen content,” he said. Rivkin claimed that in the US, piracy “steals hundreds of thousands of jobs from workers and tens of billions of dollars from our economy rich people’s yacht money, including more than one billion in theatrical ticket sales.”

Back in the day I was told:

The volts give you the jolts
But the amps give you the cramps

The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!

When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?

How am I supposed to ask for my yellow bentines now?

Give a kid a weird name and the bully will pick on them but set a bully on fire… no… wait, I think I got that wrong.

Exploits of a mom

What if the gut biome is secretly controlling the brain? What then, huh?

The word ‘cat’ doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence…

I reckon that Don being who he was and Frank being who he was there’d have been an incident at some point anyway. Jimmy Carl Black on the subject: https://youtu.be/rdZAx5YnwGE?si=E7YHJH-5psNxKyGe&t=1371