Spaghetti_Hitchens

Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.

It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?

Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

Seriously. Fuck that plant

Agree on LaCroix. I like Waterloo and Polar

There’s a dental dam joke in there somewhere

My super power is methane emission.

Nuh uh! You can’t checkmate me if I

[Rage flips the board]

I would happily have a beer (or 6) with Guy. He seems like a wonderful… uh… guy.

As someone who doesn’t do shrooms, this might actually be the answer.

Neutrinos do. They exist everywhere

Apparently grapes on pizza are where I draw the line

You can’t just be out here practicing medicine without a license

Think of all the weight you can lose while saving money!

I’m guessing you’re writing from the state penitentiary?

Memethora?