SonnyVabitch

He was told he couldn’t be a composer after he’d gone deaf, but did he listen??

Order Of The Phoenix

In the seventies and eighties the communist leaders of Hungary, when talking about the realities of the time introduced some terms to explain the difference of the real world from the ideals.

“Socialism that exists”
“Socialism that works”

The jokes immediately started coming, pointing out that the socialism that exists does not work, while the socialism that works does not exist.

Flour is a common ingredient for thickening stews etc. Not OP, but if I had to guess I’d wager that the flour soaked up all the moisture in the pan, then dried out and started to burn.

He is not the same.

Having just a very basic vocabulary in German, translating one word at a time would have been fine, except my brain just decided that what this man was contemplating on this Nepalese train, and what he had just pushed through the juicer was in fact a Gurkha.

“Mainland Taiwan” will earn you an instafrown from Winnie the Pooh.

Walks like a duck…

France commemorating their stunning victory over West Tonga by a whopping four goals.

When I first read about baby showers but before I first heard it said out loud, I wasn’t sure if it was shower as in a bath or shower as in show and tell. Showing made more sense to me because it was a baby that has not been seen before and babies do not take showers usually.

I was fairly certain it wasn’t baby shower as in

if only… With my dormant high school German I can barely understand these memes that are randomly thrown in front of me on the main feed.

if only…

Also known as Геи-ниггеры из далекого космоса

Only until Sexit