There’s a government spy project called Palantir. Kind of on the nose to LOTR nerds like me. For those who don’t know, the palantirs were the crystal balls in LOTR that wizards could use to communicate or remote view what other palantirs could see.

The lowest dollar amount on Jeopardy! is $200 now and Alex Trebek has been dead since 2020, but yeah, I think so. Have an updoot.

Like n-word moments from The Boondocks, but on the internet. Far less chance of being shot, but definitely not zero.

In an art appreciation sub (I think it was r/museum) some jackhole said they liked a Van Gogh painting because “it had colors resembling the Ukrainian flag”. I caught a third strike for saying “Fuck Ukraine”. When I explained to the mod that it was because i was sick of political bullshit creeping into everything, and the painting in question was painted 100 years before Ukraine was even a country, he rescinded the ban, but it didn’t matter, it was my third strike on Reddit. I even got a cute little hammer emoji. Yeah, fuck Reddit.

Is that you, Hank Hill?