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One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.
One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.
There was a period of time (probably about 3-6 months) when the launcher would cause the game to crash on launch. I had to mod it out.
I’m a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I’m getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, “What’s the pay?”
They were genuinely confused.
I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?
Gotta wait a sec for Niko to put on his seat belt
One of my friends keeps chickens in a small coop surrounded by chicken wire. A while back some raccoons killed most of his chickens by pulling pieces of them through the small holes in the wire fence. A few years after the incident I was visiting my friend. While we were hanging out in the backyard I stepped on a dessicated chicken wing…
The thing that bothered me the most is how Aang sounds exactly like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle
It’s what plants crave
What have you done to my boy Fido!?
US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.