Train whistle and the sound of the train rumbling by in the distance is deeply relaxing, doubly so if after nightfall or if I’m drifting off to sleep.

I would assume hot earl gray tea came up in that conversation somewhere?

Protip: ruin your own credit score so thieves can’t open credit cards in your name. Gotta stay one step ahead!

Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car

If this exists as a sticker you’d probably find it on the back of a stop sign in Portland

The real answer is to have multiple accounts spread around on different servers just in case one server goes tits up or bans content you like to see. You should be treating accounts here as having a limited shelf life anyway for good internet hygiene purposes.

I would not be surprised if regular people tolerated 5+ minute ad breaks for a short video. Too much bs has been normalized for that to be much of a surprise anymore.

Like a frog slowly heating in a pot of water, you can get used to just about anything if you’re apathetic enough.