Why are most of the stories here about dickhead executives

Wait where’s all the furries? I’ve been looking for them

Orcas teeth also don’t look like that. Something’s up with this pic… I don’t think its a real photo 🤔

The salmon specifying “outsides” in the second line implies it knew its insides were pink and that pink was a possibility. Should’ve said “like my scales.”

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I’d tie myself to the tracks tbh gotta end this cycle of suffering somehow 😩