Nice try, fed.

Ow, cold water. Yeah, just use TP to dry.

Just turn on the drying fan? Should be on the same control panel.

Yeah, the third act is thw least polished of all. I’m not saying it’s bad, but compared to act 1 and 2 it is just not as good.

Nonono, you’re looking at this wrong. The lunch price is the BASE price! That means that any time other than lunch you’re actually getting a discount!

Naw man, 0% that shit.

I’m not playing this “oooh our food is cheap” bullshit game only to find out that is because the wait staff is underpaid. I came here to eat, not do math in my head while looking over the menu, INCREASE THE DAMN PRICES. I don’t give a shit if it ends up costing MORE than tipping as long as the cost is fucking upfront.

I’m not your employer, I’m not paying you. And if your employer can’t keep the restaurant afloat without underpaying you then that bitch should SINK. I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT.