How fucked would it be reading online that you may lose your job…

This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn’t work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

Parsta or even parstar

But pronounced with a hard R

My old man has told me this my whole life and I always tell him no, because I’m not a cunt. 42yo so far and still going strong.

Brah mine every time.

She loses her phone like 15 times a day and asks if I can help find it, im like yeah I’ll just ring it knowing full well she has the fucking thing on silent, and she replies with its on silent… Welp I tried to help looks like you’re on your own with this one, good luck in your search, to which she replies something along the lines of go fuck yourself

Ours put our rent up 25% so just because I was upset I paid this month’s rent a week late and they were complaining they needed the money to pay their montgage… Bitch please I don’t wanna hear about your financial problems

It’s like telling mum your little brother walked into your fist

I have no memory of the 2002 one and I swapped over from Netscape which is weird… I have a vague memory of their thunderbird logo looking similar at one point but maybe I’m getting them mixed up

No, his son, Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Youngerer.

Dr Pepper tastes the same as how a hospital smells

One of my kids calls water fountains water mountains… I assume from just mishearing the word. The first time he said it I went to correct him and then I’m like it does look like a water mountain so fuck it we’ll go with that. Now the whole family only refers to them us water mountains.

And oddly there is another misheard word another of my kids used that we’ve all adopted, this kid said his tshirt was skin side out instead of inside out. Again I went to correct him and thought no he is right too, so now clothes are skin side out or skin side in.

Camera?

Not knowing if it’s satire or serious is the pinnacle of sarcastic humour

They’re playing at half speed

Even if you’re fired and end up homeless and starve to death, suffering is only temporary because soon you’ll die and your life won’t even be a measurable blip on the timeline of the universe and within 3 or 4 generations you’ll all but be completely forgotten… So why not leave early

Isn’t this like a requirement in most places with any sort of building code?

Yeah, I’ve automated parts of my job for at least the last 15 years and never have I showed a boss or colleague, if they knew I’d either get more work from the boss or a colleague would steal it when they leave and soon every fucker would be using it

I feel validated

Does the site you use have the file hash listed?? If so you can use a hash to magnet generator, just google that and you’ll get plenty of hits.