Genetics.

Same reason some people can’t smell aspara-piss.

Now I just want to bend over and have a snowplow barreling full speed towards my gaping asshole.

A woman picked me up at a bar and we went back to her place.

When I woke up the next morning I was surrounded by the most Elvis paraphernalia that I have ever seen in one place.

I told her I was grabbing some coffees and just never returned.

Why?

That’s why I said their definition is wrong.

Well, they are wrong.

If I give someone part of myself to cook and eat, that’s vegan.

Swallowing semen from a consensual donor is also vegan.

Isn’t that the society that sells vegan supplements?

That reminds me of this song.

This is a great and nuanced comment.

Comments like this are the reason I keep coming back to Lemmy.

Dick cheese.

It’s vegan if the donor is consenting too!

They probably smell the same too.

If you like slightly runny yolks, cut back boil time like a minute then refrigerate them for a couple hours before you deep fry.

If you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too.

Only commit one crime at a time.

Reddit is mostly ChatGPT bots talking to each other these days.

Who’s OP?

Moldy cheese tastes like mold.

Elon has lost some weight.

That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!

Do whatever you want to your cast iron but stay the fuck away from mine.

Thicker then a Double Big Mac.