I tilted my head in the opposite direction. Until I went to save ot, that I realised I could’ve just turned my phone.

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I use a knife and fork to eat pizza. I start with the crust and work my into the middle.

Someone really needs to start making actual bourbon biscuits.

Like, yeah, they’re the best and all that. But, what if I need that bit of something to get me through the day? I can’t have a drink at 9 am because it’s frowned upon. But a biscuit? Yeah, that’s calm.