Sent this to a mate… we were at the shops and he picks up this tiny glass coke bottle for a drink and I’m all like, but this one is cheaper and you get more, what’s the deal?? To which he replied “microplastics” and I was like “bitch! I helped you smoke a quarter through a garden hose last night, stfu with you microplastics bs…” true story

It was just a shot in the dark, everyone named Dave drinks vb haha

VB, Dave?? Is this you???