Pretend to throw something!

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

Sunny side inside!

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

I like the jemes

It’s one more rock, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

When you put tomatoes in the fridge they get nasty