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Bananas act as egg substitutes. Add to any sweet baked thing, like waffles or pancakes.

Edit: peel them first, and put them on a plate in the freezer before you stick them in a freezer bag. It’s much less intimidating when you don’t have to deal with peeling a shitty slimy frozen banana.

Edit edit: Muffins are superior.

If I ever won the lotto, I’d donate a big chunk to Sal. He got me through my worst classes. Him and the organic chemistry tutor on youtube, who also does lots of easy to follow math.

Hojicha if I’m fancy, two bags of oversteeped liptons with cream and sugar if I’m not fancy.

Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.

Back in the day, fanfiction.net had to impose a No Real People Fic rule, because it just got too weird and bad. I am also elderly.

I have no objections to her writing fan wank.

Fanfiction, not politician. I hope there’s no overlap.

The second season was fan service and unnecessary. Sometimes it’s fine to end with one cohesive story and leave the rest to AO3.

It’s the rules.

WHEEEK

Collective noun might be the word you’re looking for. This list is for animals in particular.

Bring it.

Always.

I like putting half a cut-up banana in mine, then eating the other banana half for dessert.

Oh shit. The Baroque Cycle getting the Game of Thrones treatment… minus the executive meddling.

Have you read the Tuf stuff? I think that would translate well to a Scavengers Reign-esque animated series. The older I get, the more I realize that animation is the perfect medium for sci-fi adaptation.

*Not until the books, plural, and the She-Wolves of Winterfell are published. Please grrm.

CHEESE THE DON.

Food banks? Soup kitchen? It’s a temporary solution, but they’re out there for you.

If you have cloves in your pantry and a spare teabag, you can make a little spice pouch snus that will numb the area and take a little of the pain away. Ibuprofen only does so much, especially for teeth stuff, and clove can give a little extra relief. Not a doctor, just someone that never had insurance til recently.

1. Several hot teas
2. Basil garlic butter noodles with way too much romano
3. French toast