Yeah, that’s the one. The one that makes a modicum of sense
Yeah, that’s the one. The one that makes a modicum of sense
Either A) New Years Day is a day of the week and your birthday changes every year (but in a vastly more predictable way; NYD will make next year’s dates one weekday ahead), or B) New Years Day is a completely separate day and all years are identical, and you choose your birthday to be celebrated on the closest agreeable weekend if that matters to you
There is a pretty fucking solid one:
13 months exactly 4 weeks long. 364 days. Two unique days: New Years Day and Leap Day. Just put them together.
Now every month is the same length. Every numbered day is the same day of the week in every month for the whole year.
“We won it last time! Why change now? Besides, proportion representation only leads to more parties and that’d mean we’d have to… cooperate.”
Or that we should agree on “throur”
Meanwhile, in France:
“What’s the roundish thing we eat a lot?”
“Apples?”
“No, the one that grows underground.”
“Dirt apples?”
It’s like the cost of one banana
I use the free stuff, like, all the time
Also, if you’re not going to play it this week, think twice! And, if you’re not going to play it this month, think a third time!
Similarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.
I for one am excited for this new form of capitalism! The government picks one brand to be the national brand for everyone.
Hey, wait a minute…
We all know the internet is a series of tubes, but what they didn’t tell you is the data within is transmitted by gerbils.
Stop putting baking soda and vinegar together as and claiming its a “cleaning solution”!
Might as well put in the instructions to add a dollop of hot water and a dollop of cold water.
Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch
I’ve been saving my waste and refuse for this very bin
To be clear: climate change requires individual responsibility. Keeping your kids off legitimate online pornography websites is too big for citizens to handle on their own and requires government intervention.
I always felt that way about Hershey chocolate! Glad to finally have confirmation that it literally tastes like I just threw up.
the original satire of Star Trek turned into a legitimate Sci-Fi show a la Star Trek.
One key factor is that it was made 30+ years ago.