Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.

Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.

Peeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.

I’ve always preferred Geri’s Game anyway

I’m playing a lot of pinball, but that really hasn’t changed.

That’s the punchline I learned too, definitely hits harder imo.

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But why would that lead her to sue the park for saying it was a bear? Seems unrelated.

Chubby’s kind of a weirdo anyway, I’m fine with that. “Twist Again” isn’t gonna make much sense anymore, but it’s no great loss.

Drag’s not illegal yet, selling it is still a legitimate career path.

“Cake farts are my favorite” - iykyk

It’s not that one’s better than the other, it’s just that the idiom was originally one way (“couldn’t”), and then everyone kept saying it wrong until it sounded right, just like with “literally.” Logically, you’re argument is unsound and historically incorrect, but trying to argue against the evolution of language is futile and ultimately regressive. So you say it however you want, old idioms are lame anyway.

Pour the freaking mulk, Josh!

Overdraft because you literally don’t have any money? That’ll be more money please.

Have you? Kinda seems like you made my point, but whatevs!

That title makes way too much sense to be an anime title, it should be like Revolution Breakfast or Friday Night Jump Package or something.

Stick, great for getting stuff out of holes

My grandma called them davenports, now that’s a classy-sounding furniture fuck.