I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

She had best be prepared to regain those 125 lbs and remarry her husband then?

(I have no idea what I’m saying here tbh, but that does seem in keeping with this headline!)

Wait a minute… realization slowly dawns: exactly who is the “bear” supposed to be here?!?! 🙃

And look what we did for cows, sheep, etc.

Ironically this holds a bit true for humans as well, not that we are stuck that way as you mentioned for dogs yet our gestation time most definitely is severely elongated. It takes us 9 whole months just to get out of the womb, then basically 20 years to reach adulthood. And with that increased plasticity of our brains we can learn so much more. 🐒

I’ve heard that but I think it’s not as deeply embedded in their root psyches. Like, cats can hunt in packs, whereas dogs flat are “pack animals”. But I am no vet psychologist so we’ll have to defer to the interwebs for that knowledge I suppose:-).

Make sure to feed them from your actual hand at first - otherwise, like with one of those auto-feeders, they may not even associate food with you! But they definitely appreciate gift bags to rip to shreds:-).

You also turn night into day and vice versa whenever you want - you’re kinda a god you know?:-P

What an unnatural, unholy, abominable … entirely awesome and cute story! 😁

That, and you are like 20 times her size! (I assume your daughter isn’t a lion, tiger, panther, etc.:-D)

She definitely wants to tear you to shreds though, you can tell. She also wants you to do it to her in return - just don’t overdo it!:-)

Unlike dogs where you are part of their “pack”, for cats you are their mother - seriously, your petting them is their mother licking their fur to clean it, and their purs help you realize that they are alive and well.

The odd part is that in the wild, the kitten doesn’t stay with the mother all that long. So unlike dogs, we keep cats in a permanent juvenile state - that’s why they don’t (so much) “obey”, bc they are confident in their special status of being loved by mother.

Not shitty enough: do better! 😜

Looks like several, based on the size… actskually.

das oder neunundneunzig Luftballons 🎈

Finally your edumacashun is compleute, go fourth and enjouy your freedumb! 😜

I find that it correlates more with education status than nationality… but therefore it surely is more rare among the set of average Americans who have access to the internet than globally.

Da hast du wohl recht, ich habe noch kein einziges “du hast mich” bis jetzt (Verwenden Sie für den zitierten Teil nicht Google Translate)

I am fairly sure that the rest of the world already existed.

No way - at least not back then! Source: am American, and therefore entirely confident that no other nations existed prior to my hearing about them (Christopher Columbus told me so! 😛). And maybe even then… which reminds me, are you so sure that you are real? Maybe you too are in America and just forgot? 🫠

Also, just so we are clear, “American” = “USAian”, definitely no other nations exist on the American continent, nope, no way! (Except Canada and Mexico, and they get a pass as wannabe USA states) 😜

NOW, but when Reddit started, and therefore the now infamous subreddit names were first doled out?

Tbf it seemed to make more sense for the likes of Reddit, Facebook, etc. Similarly if I go to a Chinese forum I would not assume that everyone there was from the USA.

Far less than on Reddit, but it still affects someone’s experiences. e.g. just bc someone does not experience something daily does not mean that it never happens, but often a person in a minority status group has no choice to ignore such, while the privileged status person can.