you just blew my mind lol

asparagus is green WTF is going on here

yeah this will work but you basically have to create a fire around the tank while keeping it pressurized right? you have to bring the whole tank to the point where it overwhelms the relief valve.

maybe if it was more full?

the tank didn’t even move when I saw it, just a little flame about 4 inches long for a couple mins.

was super anticlimactic

so I actually had a friend years back who worked at a junkyard.

I was hanging out there with him one time (definitely probably not smoking anything…) and he was still clearing things out.

so he grabs a propane tank and brings it up to where he has an oxyacetylin torch, lights the torch and starts cutting into the tank.

I about shit my pants and took off at least 50 ft back behind a car asking if he was trying to die today.

apparently I was the one that didn’t know what I was talking about though because of a second later he cut through and it just popped a little flame.

he just let that flame burn until it was out and that’s how he knew the tank was empty.

apparently these things are very hard to blow up.

which is just perl mode

yeah they definitely need to improve degradation time, but there absolutely is reason to use them instead of TP.

I don’t use all the time but tried them during recovery based on the recommendation of the surgeon that removed my hemorrhoids.

significantly easier on the healing bum than tp was, bidet gets most of it but you’re not 100% clean every time.

(I don’t think I’ve ever not had to wipe a time or two even after lots of movement and higher pressure on bidet. wipes clean better than tp, and bidet just doesn’t get everything unless you’re one of those lucky people that wouldn’t use much tp anyway)

this 1000%

you use only like 1 or 2 tp (or flushable wipes) after bidet.

is way more to get less clean otherwise

sausage sausage hash hash oj

okay but if you only fight along a line it seems like this’ll be quick

this is freaking beautiful, it’s the shit post version of cocaine.

I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard at a video in years.

that what I assumed

toilet paper

at my old company I had a co-worker who was moderately competent if he tried but didn’t seem to do so all that often.

My boss had been dangling a promotion for me for a few months, and I’d put in some extra work during that time related to my co-worker who seemed to be unable to manage a development team for one of his projects.

promotion time came and even though my manager was very aware that I was doing a significant portion of a co-worker’s job, they offered the co-worker the promotion in order to keep them around since they had another job offer.

I think I was gone in about 2 months? didn’t take too long to line something better up.

I love mine I haven’t changed it in years lol

drop it like it’s hot spot

so many, I’ve been on a muse and imagine dragons binge lately.

but instead of mentioning them much, I’m going to say one that caught me by surprise. Heard my wife’s music in the background the other day and this quote stuck in my head:

“you kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath”

just thought it was an excellent turn of phrase. turns out it was Taylor Swift lol.

was about to comment and mention how much I agreed about Muse and then I looked at the rest of your bands and I just can’t leave anything out. 100%.